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Date: 2022-01-13 09:06 pm (UTC)
prise_de_fer: (neutral - exasperated)
From: [personal profile] prise_de_fer
Mort follows Max, to a point. She watches as he sits but doesn't trust herself to occupy his lap just yet. If he wants to talk he certainly doesn't need her wriggling against him.

...Then again maybe she can distract him better that way. The thought lingers even if she doesn't act upon it just yet.

"That's all well and good for you, and I'm full glad for it." Her hands find her own hips, "I've no skill for baking! Or cutting hair! Or...or researching, or anything as such. I'm only successful at Lord Akeldama's shop because of one thing..."

Her hands slide around to the front of her thighs, forcing her breasts together while she juts her hips out to one side. If it wasn't for sex appeal what good is she?

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Date: 2022-01-13 09:39 pm (UTC)
prise_de_fer: (anger - u messed with the wrong cat girl)
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Mo'rtahja is...missing the point. Whether on purpose or not, she's not even aware. But it does seem to flip a switch. Suddenly she stamps her foot, hands stiff at her sides with her cheeks puffing out again. Even her tail is bristled out in frustration.

"That's all I'm good at! That is all I know, so why shouldn't I continue? Anyroad, we're all here for a show, so why not make the most of that!?"

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Date: 2022-01-13 10:48 pm (UTC)
prise_de_fer: (anger - tsk tsk!)
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Mo'rtajha straightens, just barely able to contain a frown. Her ears give her away, pinned back against her hair.

"It is! All I'm good at, all I know!" Her voice threatens to crack but still Mort presses on.

"And besides, isn't it the selfsame reason we were brought here? To lie with one another for the fae's amusement? Just so! And I shall be the one to do it best!"

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Date: 2022-01-14 05:46 pm (UTC)
prise_de_fer: (sad - disappoint)
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Mo'rtajha draws herself up, taking a long, deep breath through her nose. She can also read between the lines. For all their similarities Mort knows they are also so very different.

"I was never free before." Somehow her voice is steady with conviction even as she feels like collapsing to the ground and wailing until her lungs are raw.

"It is all I know. Even after my escape what I knew kept me fed and clothed when all else failed." Another breath, thready, as her eyes burn with tears.

"We cannot leave this city. We are here at the whim of our patrons. 'Tis little price to pay than to rely on mine own skills to keep my new masters happy." At last, those tears slips free, running down her cheeks, "I am what I am, and what I always will be, Max."

CAKE OR DEATH

Date: 2022-02-09 08:09 pm (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (mild concern)
From: [personal profile] hate_gettin_older
Edgar doesn't like to use the tomes that often; it never feels right, talking to someone when you can't see them. So he waits for the opportunity to catch Max at the cafe after closing, finishing up the dishwashing in record time to be sure he won't miss him on the way out.

"Hey," he says, poking his head into the office while still drying his hands on a clean towel, "you got a moment?"

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Date: 2022-02-09 10:51 pm (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (mild concern)
From: [personal profile] hate_gettin_older
He comes in, perches on the edge of a chair.

"Saw your video the other day, about the thing you want to do for Mort's birthday, and -- okay, first off, I'm in if you need any help for that, but it made me think of something else. Cause you do the cake thing for everyone that asks, and I was, you know, wondering ..."

A pause.

"D'you know when Ren's birthday is?"

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Date: 2022-02-10 04:42 am (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (eager)
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Edgar makes a face at Max's pretense of innocence, or maybe at his own.

"Could I help you make her cake, like she did mine?"

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Date: 2022-02-10 04:48 pm (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (grin)
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He pauses, and starts to grin.

"How about a dragon? A little one."

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Date: 2022-02-11 05:16 am (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (laughing)
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"Always, man." He beams, and reaches out a loose-curled fist for Max to bump his own against. "When's good?"

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Date: 2022-02-11 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] hate_gettin_older
"Right." His grin goes a little nervous, but considerably more excited; he's more than up for the challenge.

And after closing that Monday, he once again hurries through the dishwashing, this time to be ready to help Max with the cake.

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Date: 2022-02-13 04:51 am (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (dubious)
From: [personal profile] hate_gettin_older
"Uh ..." He racks his brain for a moment, trying to think of any flavor that he knows Ren likes. She liked the chocolate well enough, but he doesn't want to give her the same flavor she gave him ...

His tone is doubtful, but with a touch of hope. "D'you know if there's any such thing as beer-flavored cake?"

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Date: 2022-02-14 11:24 pm (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (eager)
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Edgar beams. "Let's try it then? What do we need for it?"

(You might be a natural at this feels less like a real assessment and more like Max's usual expansive affection, and as such he's very happy with it.)

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