"Most assuredly by fucking, one presumes." he snorted. You're thinking too much about murder and the consequences of befriending an assassin. Which, for the record, is very very rude and judgmental! He hasn't done anything to you or your loved ones that you haven't explicitly asked him to do!
Zevran nodded absently. "I already plan to speak with my patron to see what he can do for me. Make a copy of myself, switch places with another - all in due time. For now, you - yes, that." A promise to keep. Frosting on his ass. All the good shit. "Well, any place would be appropriate, so long as you did not mind getting frosting everywhere." he offered uselessly, arms lazily set over Max's shoulders until he was settled on the counter. "Now, is frosting code for something, or will you literally be frosting me like a cake? I am game either way."
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Date: 2021-04-29 04:39 am (UTC)"Most assuredly by fucking, one presumes." he snorted. You're thinking too much about murder and the consequences of befriending an assassin. Which, for the record, is very very rude and judgmental! He hasn't done anything to you or your loved ones that you haven't explicitly asked him to do!
Zevran nodded absently. "I already plan to speak with my patron to see what he can do for me. Make a copy of myself, switch places with another - all in due time. For now, you - yes, that." A promise to keep. Frosting on his ass. All the good shit. "Well, any place would be appropriate, so long as you did not mind getting frosting everywhere." he offered uselessly, arms lazily set over Max's shoulders until he was settled on the counter. "Now, is frosting code for something, or will you literally be frosting me like a cake? I am game either way."