He's not fooled by the innocent act! He knows her too well for that. But, good heavens, this is a bit extreme even for her.
"Did someone give you catnip this morning?" he says, sounding exasperated. "Okay. Hold on just a second."
Not that he doesn't appreciate the desire to get frisky, but this is all way too public. So, he taps Mark on the shoulder and tells him to take over so Max can hang up his apron and grab Mort by the hand in an attempt to lead her to the back office, away from curious patron eyes.
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Date: 2022-01-05 06:37 pm (UTC)"Did someone give you catnip this morning?" he says, sounding exasperated. "Okay. Hold on just a second."
Not that he doesn't appreciate the desire to get frisky, but this is all way too public. So, he taps Mark on the shoulder and tells him to take over so Max can hang up his apron and grab Mort by the hand in an attempt to lead her to the back office, away from curious patron eyes.