"The bad puns are the best feature," Max says, thought that doesn't keep him from swaying his hips just enough to set his dick in motion too.
"Sure, those marble statues have great asses, but they servely lack in personality. When I've eaten three times my weight in cookies around here, at least I'll still have the bad jokes."
All of this, of course, is just a cover for the slight anxiety talking about his looks always brings. He doesn't look like this just for his master anymore, but it still puts Max in a weird place.
With Rowan, however, it's less so. Because he knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that they like him for more than just his six-pack and dick. The whole package is important. So, he's happy he can deliver.
"Oh, any my baking skills. I'll still have those too."
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Date: 2020-09-18 03:08 am (UTC)"Sure, those marble statues have great asses, but they servely lack in personality. When I've eaten three times my weight in cookies around here, at least I'll still have the bad jokes."
All of this, of course, is just a cover for the slight anxiety talking about his looks always brings. He doesn't look like this just for his master anymore, but it still puts Max in a weird place.
With Rowan, however, it's less so. Because he knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that they like him for more than just his six-pack and dick. The whole package is important. So, he's happy he can deliver.
"Oh, any my baking skills. I'll still have those too."