Capochin gladly accepts the bagel and takes a huge bite right before being asked a question, which he has to chew aggressively to try and answer. Capo may be brash, but talking with his mouth full? Out of the question! He was raised in Drain, not a barn.
He swallows his bite of delicious bagel and leans in conspiratorially. "Alright, so we got a couple. Foist, we got Yorick, who has kindly hired us to figure out where the hell his shoes went when he died the other day. Apparently he took Mayor Poe on da Tunnel o' Love and got catapulted off the waterfall up north. Da Mayor's fine. It was just him. Unlucky bastard."
"Then we got Dr. Menelikov, who asked us to figure out who's been borrowin' his jewelry. They always put it back, but whoever it is ain't been askin' first. My money's on Nimona. I saw her with some fancy gold earrings yesterday that were not her style, like at all. And she's sneaky."
"Then, if you're lookin' for somethin' real spicy, Erik had a bit of a dine n' dash situation at his night job and he asked us to figure out where the jerk lives and shake him down to pay his bill. I put Basira on dat one, she's the scariest Boy we got. Seriously, who steals a blowjob? What's the woild comin' to, Max?"
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Date: 2025-01-20 03:26 pm (UTC)He swallows his bite of delicious bagel and leans in conspiratorially. "Alright, so we got a couple. Foist, we got Yorick, who has kindly hired us to figure out where the hell his shoes went when he died the other day. Apparently he took Mayor Poe on da Tunnel o' Love and got catapulted off the waterfall up north. Da Mayor's fine. It was just him. Unlucky bastard."
"Then we got Dr. Menelikov, who asked us to figure out who's been borrowin' his jewelry. They always put it back, but whoever it is ain't been askin' first. My money's on Nimona. I saw her with some fancy gold earrings yesterday that were not her style, like at all. And she's sneaky."
"Then, if you're lookin' for somethin' real spicy, Erik had a bit of a dine n' dash situation at his night job and he asked us to figure out where the jerk lives and shake him down to pay his bill. I put Basira on dat one, she's the scariest Boy we got. Seriously, who steals a blowjob? What's the woild comin' to, Max?"