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Re: [Private forever]

Date: 2021-01-20 11:28 am (UTC)
talkative: (let me think)
From: [personal profile] talkative
[There is no response. The message doesn't bounce, as such, indicating that they haven't completely left the premises, but considering how Jackie normally responds directly...]

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Date: 2021-01-23 03:42 am (UTC)
swordbreaker: (pic#14455290)
From: [personal profile] swordbreaker
Dimitri heard the warning but did not stop, his hips aching from how hard and fast he slammed himself into the other man. Words are lost, so often as they are in moments like this, replaced only with moans and grunts that echo with Max's, teeth sinking into the skin of Max's neck as he feels the hot splash of his seed between them.

"Soon." He snarls, dragging his teeth over the skin to leave a slow forming bruise, kisses laid upon Max's jaw, to his lips so he can kiss him hard, moaning into his mouth as his hips begin to stutter. Soon apparently meant really soon when he hilts in him fully once more, raising Max up a few inches along the wall as he fills him to bursting with that hot, molten warmth.

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Date: 2021-02-03 09:01 pm (UTC)
knownoshame: (Default)
From: [personal profile] knownoshame
[The following is written in an elegant hand:]

My Dear Sir,

As regards our Previous Conversation on the subject, I have written down here everything I can divine from Memory or the limited available avenues of Research on the matter of Plum Cake. I hope you will find it satisfactory in beginning your own experiments on the Topic.

Your humble amateur Colleague in the field of Cookery,

J. Flint

[On the following page he has written a plum cake recipe.]

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Date: 2021-02-07 11:13 am (UTC)
knownoshame: (Default)
From: [personal profile] knownoshame
Dear Max,

I shall certainly take advantage of your Kind Offer, perhaps this coming Thursday (though I acknowledge you have said you don't need the Warning, it seems Ill-Mannered not to let you know to expect me).

I look forward to the Visit. Please Advise if you require me to bring anything.

Yr servant,

J. Flint

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Date: 2021-02-08 11:43 am (UTC)
ragesagainsttheodds: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ragesagainsttheodds
[One day when Ren is bored she decides to text Max. It's pretty legible for her;]

MAX.

WHAT DO TOFU AND A DILDO HAVE IN COMMON?

[Joke Hour.2 is now open.]

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Date: 2021-02-08 02:35 pm (UTC)
ragesagainsttheodds: (49 - Hmmmmm)
From: [personal profile] ragesagainsttheodds
THEY'RE BOTH MEAT SUBSTITUTES.

[Is it the funniest joke in the world? No. But it made Ren laugh for ten minutes when she heard it. So clearly Max needs to hear it.]

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Date: 2021-02-08 03:30 pm (UTC)
ragesagainsttheodds: (33)
From: [personal profile] ragesagainsttheodds
THE FOURGE.

LADS WEAR TELLIN JOKES. THOUGHT U WUD LIKE THAT ONE.

[And we're back to your regularly scheduled casual illiteracy now she isn't concentrating.]

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Date: 2021-02-09 03:52 am (UTC)
youpooping: (114)
From: [personal profile] youpooping
[ Jester could feel his arousal where she straddled over him, gently, she started to grind, bearing down against his covered cock then backed up, just to tease him a little. His hands on her sides felt good, they were warm and large against her cooler flesh.

Swaying a little, giving him the most sultry look through heavy lashed eyes. Due to her Infernal blood, Jester truly looked devilish at that moment. Her tail, those horns and that flickering forked tongue, you could have easily mistaken her for a Succubus if you were no the wiser. Her hands smoothed over his chest then up and around his throat, fingers finally settling to tug past strands of his hair.

When he said he had to give her something before they continued, she tried not to smirk or laugh. Jester had an idea what it was and she was sure it wouldn't ruin the mood, in fact, if anything it made the anticipation all the more intense. ]


You can give me anything you like, Max. I can take it.

[ Flirting while she waited for him to present her this damned card of his. ]

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Date: 2021-02-10 11:12 pm (UTC)
unfortunateimmortal: Lot of bullshit, not a lotta the truth (✿ I n s i g h t | So Sweetly)
From: [personal profile] unfortunateimmortal
[ The sky is dark, nighttime has set in, though it's not too late yet, when Max's tome would alert him that someone was trying to make contact.

Maria had given this some thought, at great length actually and there was no one else she would trust with such a thing. Her voice, foreign and strange as always she spoke. ]


Max, my dear, might I meet with you... Tonight?

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Date: 2021-02-10 11:56 pm (UTC)
unfortunateimmortal: (✿ I n s i g h t | Sly eyes)
From: [personal profile] unfortunateimmortal
[ It's true, the Lady is rather reserved, though she will always act on instinct and tonight was one of those nights. Max had been one of the first people she met, one of the only people to come anywhere close to understanding what she was, and that was part of the reason for her calling him... That and well, he simply was gorgeous and charming, so that helped too!

Relief washed over her when he answers and agreed to see her. ]


You do remember where my chambers are I take it? In the Winter wing of the castle? My door will remain unlocked for you, Max. Oh and if you have any wine, please, feel free to bring that along for your enjoyment.

[ There was always a harshness in her tone, the way she spoke but she meant to be kind. ]

Action;

Date: 2021-02-11 02:12 am (UTC)
unfortunateimmortal: But you can't break away (✿ I n s i g h t | How The Secrets Beckon)
From: [personal profile] unfortunateimmortal
It had been how long now, since she last tasted wine? Century's possibly, time was hard to gauge when trapped in an undying nightmare. No, Maria meant wgat she had said, she wanted Max to enjoy himself, after all, he was doing her a great service. Still, if he tasted of something nice, she's not going to complain.

She could smell him down the hallway as he came, she too was touched by anticipation apparently, when finally a small knock and polite voice.

Maria was standing in her windowbox, her back to the door as he entered. Combing nimble fingers through stark white hair. She was so pale against the moonlight that flooded her dark room, her flowing white nightdress whisped around her, making her seem almost transparent and spectral. Then she turned to face him, silver eyes practically glowing.

"Max... Come, come to me." Extending an arm as she beckons him so sweetly.

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Date: 2021-02-11 03:07 am (UTC)
unfortunateimmortal: (✿ I n s i g h t | Pale Lips)
From: [personal profile] unfortunateimmortal
Maria took his hand in hers, fingers as cold as ice. Pulling him effortlessly towards her, setting her other hand upon his beating chest. Her movements were graceful and she turned around him in a flowing motion.

"Every day the sun rises and every hour that passes, is a special occasion for me." She spoke so sweetly, her voice elegant and foreign. Turning around and wrapping his arms around her, back pressed to his chest as she lent into him, setting the hand of his she was holding against her stomach.

" I have a need, Max... One I hope you can fulfil." Tracing her free hand up behind her, cold knuckles brushing past his cheek then tracing his face, looking up at him from over her shoulder as she exhaled a long, moaning sigh.

video.

Date: 2021-02-11 05:58 am (UTC)
ofwovenstone: (🔱 playful)
From: [personal profile] ofwovenstone
[All right. So Cassandra is a little bit nervous. She hasn't done much of this... calling people specifically as an invitation for sex. What she's been told is known as a booty call. But Max is adorable and fun and they'd had an amusing time trying out their edible lingerie and laughing about it. Also he's terribly hot.

So it's after hours at Hysterium, and she's cleaning up and setting up for the next night on her own, this time... still dressed in the dark blue silk dress she'd been wearing to work. So there's no time like the present, right? Out comes her tome and]


I was wondering, Max. If you might like to join me for a nightcap. [She bites her lip before giving him a playful little smirk.] And then take thorough advantage of having the place to ourselves.

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