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Date:
2021-02-08 11:43 am (UTC)
From:
ragesagainsttheodds
[One day when Ren is bored she decides to text Max. It's pretty legible for her;]
MAX.
WHAT DO TOFU AND A DILDO HAVE IN COMMON?
[Joke Hour.2 is now open.]
Re: text
Date:
2021-02-08 02:33 pm (UTC)
From:
maximumcake
[
Max just kind of... squints at this message. Is this... a joke? Surely it's not a real question. He's terrified to find out.
]
What?
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-08 02:35 pm (UTC)
From:
ragesagainsttheodds
THEY'RE BOTH MEAT SUBSTITUTES.
[Is it the funniest joke in the world? No. But it made Ren laugh for ten minutes when she heard it. So clearly Max needs to hear it.]
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-08 02:39 pm (UTC)
From:
maximumcake
[
Oh. Oh fuck. That's so stupid. And yet... There's a delay in response because Max is losing his shit laughing over this stupid fucking joke. She wins.
]
That's a good one! Where did you hear that?
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-08 03:30 pm (UTC)
From:
ragesagainsttheodds
THE FOURGE.
LADS WEAR TELLIN JOKES. THOUGHT U WUD LIKE THAT ONE.
[And we're back to your regularly scheduled casual illiteracy now she isn't concentrating.]
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-09 05:08 am (UTC)
From:
maximumcake
[
Well, at least Max can mostly make out what it says.
]
Must be a fun group over there. Got any more?
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-17 01:07 pm (UTC)
From:
ragesagainsttheodds
YEH.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HORNY ND HUNGRY?
WHERE THE CUCUMBER GOES.
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-17 02:28 pm (UTC)
From:
maximumcake
OH MY GOD.
[
Yes. He really did write that in all caps. He's wheezing with laughter, but also horribly disgusted. Jesus H Christ.
]
Fuck. I'm picturing it. How could you do this to me??
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-17 10:44 pm (UTC)
From:
ragesagainsttheodds
:D
BECOS ITS FUNNY
STOP PICTURING PEPLE FUCKING THEMSELFS WITH CUCUMBERS MAX
YA PERV
LOL
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-18 05:03 am (UTC)
From:
maximumcake
STOP PUTTING THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD!
[
He's not a perv! He's not!!
]
REN!!
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-24 10:45 pm (UTC)
From:
ragesagainsttheodds
LOL
STOP THINCING ABUT IT MAX
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-26 02:31 pm (UTC)
From:
maximumcake
I will if you stop bringing it up!!
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-26 02:36 pm (UTC)
From:
ragesagainsttheodds
nope
:)
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(no subject)
Date:
2021-02-26 03:01 pm (UTC)
From:
maximumcake
Oh yeah. Ha. Ha. Very funny.
Great, now I have to go figure out a way to bleach my brain.
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Date: 2021-02-08 11:43 am (UTC)MAX.
WHAT DO TOFU AND A DILDO HAVE IN COMMON?
[Joke Hour.2 is now open.]
Re: text
Date: 2021-02-08 02:33 pm (UTC)What?
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-08 02:35 pm (UTC)[Is it the funniest joke in the world? No. But it made Ren laugh for ten minutes when she heard it. So clearly Max needs to hear it.]
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-08 02:39 pm (UTC)That's a good one! Where did you hear that?
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-08 03:30 pm (UTC)LADS WEAR TELLIN JOKES. THOUGHT U WUD LIKE THAT ONE.
[And we're back to your regularly scheduled casual illiteracy now she isn't concentrating.]
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-09 05:08 am (UTC)Must be a fun group over there. Got any more?
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-17 01:07 pm (UTC)WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HORNY ND HUNGRY?
WHERE THE CUCUMBER GOES.
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-17 02:28 pm (UTC)[Yes. He really did write that in all caps. He's wheezing with laughter, but also horribly disgusted. Jesus H Christ.]
Fuck. I'm picturing it. How could you do this to me??
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-17 10:44 pm (UTC)BECOS ITS FUNNY
STOP PICTURING PEPLE FUCKING THEMSELFS WITH CUCUMBERS MAX
YA PERV
LOL
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-18 05:03 am (UTC)[He's not a perv! He's not!!]
REN!!
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-24 10:45 pm (UTC)STOP THINCING ABUT IT MAX
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-26 02:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-26 02:36 pm (UTC):)
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(no subject)
Date: 2021-02-26 03:01 pm (UTC)Great, now I have to go figure out a way to bleach my brain.