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Date: 2021-08-18 09:53 pm (UTC)
ragesagainsttheodds: (10 - Lounging)
From: [personal profile] ragesagainsttheodds
if i fail i dye.
then johan dyes. then the rest of the pack.

gaia would dye cos the bad guys wud win faster?

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Date: 2021-08-18 11:01 pm (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (watchful)
From: [personal profile] hate_gettin_older
"Yeah, I talked to him. Asshole as always, he was." A scowl. "And fine, maybe I was too, a little bit. Asked him how drunk he was, something like that. No, it was -- if he even knew whose blood that was, or if he was that drunk before he started eating. And he said something like, you could ask them, but they're dead."

He pauses there, watching for Max's reaction.

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Date: 2021-08-19 03:40 am (UTC)
ucanreplytothismessage: (Crafty and or drunk)
From: [personal profile] ucanreplytothismessage
Nott sniffles, but she does break into a smile.

"Yeah, uh -- I mean, I might cry some more, but." She waves the handkerchief; she'll be fine. "Luc's about four. He's gotten pretty big! We're not with him, right now, we have a friend taking him to stay with Jester's mom while we figure out all this war stuff."

Which she's DEFINITELY NOT STRESSED ABOUT, it's fine, she does trust Shakäste.

"And Yeza, well, he's an alchemist. He's very very smart, always has been. Luc takes after him like that. We had an apothecary in town. And -- he's really a lover, not a fighter, but he's been very brave."
Edited Date: 2021-08-19 03:41 am (UTC)

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Date: 2021-08-22 08:59 pm (UTC)
zephrah: (that you were not the monster)
From: [personal profile] zephrah
Hey Max, it's Keyleth. Can I come to your room if you have time? I'm not doing so great. I'm not trying to manipulate into saying yes I just want to warn you? Also I have a produce basket made up for you. You can still have it even if you're busy.

Okay thanks, and sorry. And thanks.

-Keyleth

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Date: 2021-08-23 03:36 am (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (weary)
From: [personal profile] hate_gettin_older
"Yeah, no, he was fucking with me," says Edgar, his scowl deepening. "And I thought he might be, but I din't know for sure, and -- what was I supposed to do?"

It's a protest, almost rhetorical. (Not quite. If Max can tell him what he should have done, it might help.)

"I called Lioriley. Through the tomes. Asked her to come get him."

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Date: 2021-08-23 01:34 pm (UTC)
ragesagainsttheodds: (228)
From: [personal profile] ragesagainsttheodds
yeh

i hav to protect the pack

thats my job

[Is this what you wanted, Max? She is in confusion.]

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Date: 2021-08-25 02:31 am (UTC)
ucanreplytothismessage: (Alchemy)
From: [personal profile] ucanreplytothismessage
"I mean -- I'm trying." She sighs, a little shakily. "It's hard when you can't see them. At least now I can -- could see Yeza.

"I picked up alchemy from him, yeah, I assisted him at the apothecary sometimes. He's brilliant, honestly. We were working on some pretty cool stuff before I ended up back here." Another sigh, this one more rueful and less like she's going to cry again. "I guess the good part is he isn't missing me. He spent all that time thinking I was dead. He doesn't have to do that. He won't even know I'm gone."

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Date: 2021-08-26 02:48 am (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (tight-lipped)
From: [personal profile] hate_gettin_older
Edgar makes a scoffing noise, low and bitter. "Like he'd ever do anything for me asking it. That's the whole --"

His jaw clenches, and he swallows most of the bitterness back and starts over. "That's why I called her. Because she'd be able to figure it out, or get him to come clean, whichever. And he did, the second she showed up. Except first he told her, the boy thinks I've murdered somebody." With the words, and the imitation of Astarion's haughty tones, a good deal of the bitterness slips back into his voice.

"And she was fuckin furious. At me."

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Date: 2021-08-28 04:49 am (UTC)
sanguinehunger: (♰ 134)
From: [personal profile] sanguinehunger
Even if it wouldn't kill him, it would much harder to fuck with someone with his head in one place and his body in another.

Astarion's lips pursed into a frown, but that was all the outward disapproval he was willing to display. "I shall have to trust your judgement on that, darling," he replied, lifting and dropping a shoulder. "Though he sounds like the type who, if given an inch, will take a mile, so to speak. You've enough people here who care about you to make his life a living hell. For once, you would have the power. Remember that. Use that."

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Date: 2021-08-29 03:50 am (UTC)
sanguinehunger: (♰ 142)
From: [personal profile] sanguinehunger
They had, it would seem, efficiently uncovered every single one of his buttons and said to themselves Oh, that's nice, before they preceded to smash every single one of them at once. Poor Max. He never stood a chance.

Though Lioriley had it well taken care of, Astarion was happy to end her a hand, gripping the base of Max's cock while she sucked him down and drained him dry. It took very little, really, they'd done their good work so very well. Astarion hummed softly and tsked, lifting his hand and licking away the wet remnants that had dribbled from Lioriley's lips.

"What are we to do with him next?" he wondered aloud, pausing to tuck a finger beneath Lioriley's chin and share a messy kiss with her, tasting more of Max's lovely release on her tongue. "Shall we see how quickly our Max can recover? Perhaps motivate him to last a little longer next time?"

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Date: 2021-08-30 06:02 pm (UTC)
invigorates: things up each others asses all the time (Well in Japan children shove)
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Usually, Lioriley was extremely thorough when she sucked someone's cock; swallowing back all she could and hungrily lapping at what she couldn't. But now, sharing with her beloved, she purposefully allowed some of Max's seed to dribble down the shaft - not wanting Astarion to be left out, knowing full well how much he enjoyed such things.

"Mm?" She hummed dreamily, head tilted and lips parted to eagerly indulge in that sloppy kiss. Her hand remained on Max's thigh, gently kneading along the inside near his weeping cock. "I would say you should elaborate, but perhaps it would be best to simply show him - let him guess our next move." She was ready to go wherever Astarion moved her, honestly.

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Date: 2021-08-31 04:46 am (UTC)
ucanreplytothismessage: (I can make myself real small)
From: [personal profile] ucanreplytothismessage
"I mean, I can try, if you want? Sometime? It's explosives and stuff like that."

She tips her head back against his shoulder to look up at him.

"D'you really want to get into alchemy stuff with me?"

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Date: 2021-09-01 01:55 am (UTC)
hate_gettin_older: (wtf)
From: [personal profile] hate_gettin_older
"No, I din't fuckin accuse him," Edgar snaps, stung. "And for sure not in front of her, I --"

His jaw works for a moment, and he picks up his half-forgotten mug and takes a deep swallow, visibly trying to calm himself.

"I thought it," he says, lower. "When I first saw him. But I didn't say it, because I thought I might be wrong. And then he said it to my face and I might have believed him straight up, right there, except then he laughed about it. Not about the killing somebody, about me believing it. So no, I did not actually accuse him of murder."

His shoulders hunch. "For all the good that did."

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Date: 2021-09-01 09:22 pm (UTC)
ragesagainsttheodds: (4258996 (4))
From: [personal profile] ragesagainsttheodds
but they dont need protectin from anythin

nothin eva hapens heer

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