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[maximumcake]

"You've reached Max Maximum. Leave a detailed message and I'll call you back as soon as I can. Thanks."

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Re: voice;

[maximumcake]

Oh? Is that so? I'm pleasantly surprised that you're calling me up this time.

[Were the windows locked?]

[epicure]

( the call is coming from INSIDE THE APARTMENT AHHHHH )

And happy I am to please you so. You know Jester, yes? The beautiful blue-skinned goddess with a body to die for? Well, I have spoken with her and we have elected you to join us, if you so choose, for a night of adventure.

The adventure being sex, if that was unclear.

[maximumcake]

Oh ho~ Well now! This is quite an honor.

I would love to join you and our little blue devil on an adventure.

[Getting invited to threesomes is Max's favorite.]

No, yeah. I got the drift. Tell me where and when you want me?

[epicure]

Would you mind if we ventured to your room, or would you prefer we meet elsewhere given your current living arrangements? ( max had the biggest room, tho. and lots of fun things to play with. ) As for the when, well, whenever we are all free, I suppose.

[maximumcake]

We can use my room. Lucas and Rowan will give us the space if we ask.

[They all know how it is. Sometimes they come home and there's a tie on the doorknob.]

I'm free most evenings since I quit working at the Ruby Slipper. So, I guess just say when.

[epicure]

Perfect.

( what a delightful relationship. )

Then why not tomorrow night, in that case? I will escort our dear little sapphire over not long after sunset, if that will suffice?

[maximumcake]

Sounds perfect.

I'll have some mood candles lit and a few things arranged in advance. Any requests?

[epicure]

If there are not rose petals laying out in a trail to the bed and a bard playing a harp in the corner I will be greatly displeased. ( he laughs, clearly joking. ) Do you have some rope about? I do not know if it will come into play, but, well... one can hope.

Oh, and perhaps more of that frosting? The sweeter the better, I know Jester loves such things.

[maximumcake]

Ha! Rose petals sure, but you'd have to settle for my phone playing music. Bards are a little harder to come by.

[Careful, he really might do the rose petals just to be cheeky.]

Rope I can do. And frosting I can definitely do. You'll love Jester on a sugar rush, trust me.

[epicure]

I suppose if that is all you can do on such short notice. ( SIIIIGH.

and oh no?? that would be terrible?? )

I can scarcely imagine a time when I would not enjoy her, truly. But now I am curious - is she somehow more rambunctious?

[maximumcake]

Two words. Hyper Active.

Oh, and in case you haven't discovered this already, she's much stronger than she looks.

[One of those people he teased Zevran about before, who could lift him if he wanted.]

[epicure]

Well then, I suppose we will just have to give her plenty to occupy herself with, now won't we?

( wiiiiiink )

Ah, I have heard, but have yet to have the pleasure of witnessing it myself.

...have you?

[maximumcake]

She's given me a taste of it before, yes. Maybe we'll both see more tomorrow, eh?

[epicure]

Let us hope so!

Until then, Max. ( turns on the video long enough to blow him a kiss. )

[maximumcake]

[Max pretends to catch that kiss in his palm, then lifts his hand to his mouth.]

See you.