"What? N-No. I apologize, I just -" ugh. She finally just points to the wall with the hand not covering her mouth.
Remember that glow in the dark dildo she got? Well it's stuck on the wall about five feet up.
"I cannot get it off..." She admits, so embarrassed her voice cracks. "I did not know it would stick so well. I have never seen anything like that before."
He looks at the wall. Oh. Oh no. A snicker bursts out of him before he frantically covers his mouth to stifle it. But, fuck. He can't stop. It's so funny. The dildo is stuck to the wall just hanging there. Just hanging there.
"L-Lioriley," his whole body shakes with the effort not to laugh, "how did it get up so high?"
"I just--" she makes a motion with her hand. Given her height, it looks like she just kind of reached up a little above her head and placed it. "I did not know it was so sturdy? I cannot get it down!" She craves death!! "Please, Max, i cannot have that up there..."
"Okay," he wheezes, "Okay. I'll get it down. Just, you know, for next time try to place it more at your uh... comfort level."
He walks over and takes the dildo firmly in hand. At his stature, it's really no trouble at all for him to apply a little pressure and -Pop! Off it comes.
"That was on there pretty solidly. The fae don't mess around with quality, do they?"
God he is so lucky she isn't a violent woman because comments like that would make her want to kick his ass. Instead she just stares at him, mortified.
"Mmnf." Comes her muttered, incoherent reply. "Thank you. How did you do that?" Was it pure strength? If so, she was fucked.
She reluctantly takes it, holding it in her hands as she speaks with him. Definitely not awkward at all.
"Worry not, I shall not be attempting anything like that again." Said as she moves to tuck the dildo back in the basket and kick it under her bed. Good riddance. She looks back at Max. "...I apologize for disturbing you so suddenly."
"Oh?" She turns to face him properly, arms folding over her chest - not in aggression, just for lack of anything better to do with them. "How kind of them. Are they similar to what you wear now?"
"Well, I had to pay for it in favor so I'm not sure if kind is the right word." He shrugs.
"Yes. It's all my various suits and dress clothes, and some more of my workout attire. I could probably wear a different outfit every day for the next three months now and never repeat a thing."
“It’s fine.” He shrugs. No, she’s not wrong at all.
“The way I act, we all know it’s just a fact. I’d be careful not to say that to someone else, though.” Not everyone is as comfortable being called out, after all.
“And, thank you. Some people tease me for being so dressed up all the time, you know. But it’s just a habit now.”
She smiles, head tilting slightly. "People tease you for that? I think you look quite... dignified. Elegant. Handsome." Oh, don't let her keep going. Or do? Up to you.
"Thank you," his cheeks are a touch rosy at the praise. "Really, I'm glad you appreciate it. It's just that Lucas and Michael and even Rowan, they all wear jeans and here I am dressed like I'm still at work. But I can't seem to shake the habit."
"'Tis not a terrible habit, though you will want to be careful - dress as if you are working, and you may act accordingly, even in your down time." She says, glancing to the pile of fancy dresses off to one side. "Though I am guilty of doing the same, I suppose."
"Guess you're right. Not skinny jeans though, like Rowan wears. I'd blow the ass out of them the first time I bend over." He pictures it and laughs. "I don't think anyone wants to see me embarrass myself like that."
She giggles, a hand raised to her lips in hopes of stifling it. She does not succeed.
"Certainly not. Perhaps we can go shopping together and try something new, hm? I will even find something unlike what I normally wear so you are not alone."
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Date: 2020-11-12 01:18 pm (UTC)"Lioriley, what the heck is going on? You're acting like you need me to hide a body for you."
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Date: 2020-11-12 01:23 pm (UTC)Remember that glow in the dark dildo she got? Well it's stuck on the wall about five feet up.
"I cannot get it off..." She admits, so embarrassed her voice cracks. "I did not know it would stick so well. I have never seen anything like that before."
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Date: 2020-11-12 01:55 pm (UTC)"L-Lioriley," his whole body shakes with the effort not to laugh, "how did it get up so high?"
(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-12 02:01 pm (UTC)"I just--" she makes a motion with her hand. Given her height, it looks like she just kind of reached up a little above her head and placed it. "I did not know it was so sturdy? I cannot get it down!" She craves death!! "Please, Max, i cannot have that up there..."
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Date: 2020-11-12 02:18 pm (UTC)"Okay," he wheezes, "Okay. I'll get it down. Just, you know, for next time try to place it more at your uh... comfort level."
He walks over and takes the dildo firmly in hand. At his stature, it's really no trouble at all for him to apply a little pressure and -Pop! Off it comes.
"That was on there pretty solidly. The fae don't mess around with quality, do they?"
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Date: 2020-11-12 02:23 pm (UTC)"Mmnf." Comes her muttered, incoherent reply. "Thank you. How did you do that?" Was it pure strength? If so, she was fucked.
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Date: 2020-11-12 02:34 pm (UTC)"Strength, but also leverage. If it's lower I think you'll be fine. If not, you can always call me back over." He might not laugh the next time.
"Here," Max offers her the dildo.
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Date: 2020-11-12 02:45 pm (UTC)"Worry not, I shall not be attempting anything like that again." Said as she moves to tuck the dildo back in the basket and kick it under her bed. Good riddance. She looks back at Max. "...I apologize for disturbing you so suddenly."
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Date: 2020-11-12 07:04 pm (UTC)"It's fine. I wasn't doing anything important, just sorting through my new closet. The fae, essentially, gave me my entire wardrobe from home."
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Date: 2020-11-12 07:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-14 10:06 pm (UTC)"Yes. It's all my various suits and dress clothes, and some more of my workout attire. I could probably wear a different outfit every day for the next three months now and never repeat a thing."
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Date: 2020-11-14 10:40 pm (UTC)She chuckles. "That is good, then! I look forward to seeing them all now. You do look quite good in suits."
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Date: 2020-11-15 09:56 pm (UTC)“The way I act, we all know it’s just a fact. I’d be careful not to say that to someone else, though.” Not everyone is as comfortable being called out, after all.
“And, thank you. Some people tease me for being so dressed up all the time, you know. But it’s just a habit now.”
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Date: 2020-11-15 10:12 pm (UTC)She smiles, head tilting slightly. "People tease you for that? I think you look quite... dignified. Elegant. Handsome." Oh, don't let her keep going. Or do? Up to you.
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Date: 2020-11-17 01:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-17 01:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-17 05:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-17 07:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-18 08:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-18 10:12 pm (UTC)"Certainly not. Perhaps we can go shopping together and try something new, hm? I will even find something unlike what I normally wear so you are not alone."
(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-20 02:44 pm (UTC)"I do love shopping. So, sure. But what would that something be for you?"
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Date: 2020-11-20 07:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2020-11-22 10:03 pm (UTC)